John Tyner on Wait, Wait!

The first question of "Who's Carl This Time" was the now infamous "If you touch my junk..."

We must make sure this issue doesn't go away - we got our 15 minutes, and now we need to keep going.

Breaking News: What Happens When You Refuse

John Tyner had a run-in in the San Diego airport this morning. He opted out of both the scan and the pat-down, was intimidated by numerous officials, was escorted from the security area, got a refund from American Airlines, and then detained further before finally being allowed to leave. Read his whole story.