Missed connections: Carl, the TSO at McCarran International

Here's a dose of humor for all my jaded readers:

Yesterday I went to the Southwest terminal at McCarran International and found that EVERYONE goes through the nudie scanners unless one requests otherwise. Gone in this terminal are the random radiation blasts. Everyone gets radiation unless one opts out.

I opted out and got Carl. Now he was gentle, yet firm. He rubbed me in all the right spots and I loved it....

Read the rest, and also click around on some of the other TSA-related entries on that blog.