If you must fly, take this with you

The pat-down is already illegal in my book, but if you want to protect yourself from gross violations, take this form with you. As recommended on the FlyerTalk forum, fill it out before the pat-down starts. If you like, you can promise to tear it up if the agent just does his/her job and doesn't get too friendly or act like a bully.

UPDATE: Here is where such a claim should be sent to:

• Email the Contact Center at tsa-contactcenter@dhs.gov
• Email the Claims Management Branch at tsaclaimsoffice@dhs.gov
• Fax the Claims Management Branch at (571) 227-1904
• Send written correspondence to:
  

  TSA Claims Management Branch
  601 South 12th St.
  TSA-9
  Arlington, VA 20598-6009