Friday, November 12, 2010

Short and to the point (Jet Blue)

Submitted online at by James Rich:
My concern is that I will never submit myself, my wife or my kids to radiation exposure and porn pics or to be felt up and sexually assaulted by TSA Gestapo squads and we will never fly on
an airplane again.
Jet Blue's response:

Dear Mr. Rich,

Thank you for contacting JetBlue Airways regarding security practices in place by the Transportation
Security Administration (TSA).

JetBlue complies with all all security regulations in place by the TSA. If you would like more
information regarding body scanning technology, please feel free to follow the link below:
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You can also email your comments and concerns to the TSA at

We appreciate you as a JetBlue customer and we hope to welcome your family onboard JetBlue in the


Customer Commitment Crew
JetBlue Airways
Crewmember 38967
And James' rejoinder [edited for language]:
Thanks but my family will never, ever be subjected to porno scanners and
sexual assaults. You have lost a customer for life. Put that in your pipe
and smoke it a*****e. I can drive to Florida twice a year and I will happily pay for
the fuel and a room each way. Thanks but I'm all set with your sick
perverted schemes for me and my family. You can deal with the TSA, I have no
lobbyists but I have my ability to lobby you with my non-use of your
company. Thanks, James